"If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!"
-Shel Silverstein
Chelsea.
21.
Journalism/Creative Writing.
Incurably Ridiculous.
Enjoy!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
My writings are full of religious allusions because I want to be part of the Illuminati.
Awww, yeah! They’re going to put on one of my plays! To be fair, they’re going to put on nine others, but hey.
We had to make a Valentine’s Day card for my Womens Studies class.
Serious Question.
I really don’t want to do the whole antibiotics thing again.
Has anyone here tried apple cider vinegar to treat a sinus infection?
He’s not dead, he’s just bald.
My fellow on Billy Joel
I pimped out his heart.
What do you do with scraps of aida cloth?? Stitch obscenities, of course!
It’s Friday night and you’re calling me, so it must not be one of the better Friday nights – I’ll make up for it with my Friday night.
My father
I wish my laundry would hurry up and dry so I can take a nap…for the rest of Friday.
Ended up in the endless M.I.A. tunnel of youtube and found this little gem. And it’s not only awesome because it has my name in it.
The Cigarette Duet- Princess Chelsea
Ten Haikus for Ten Lovers
I. You were a senior
And I was merely fifteen
How was I wiser?
II. Always push and pull
Only you did the pushing —
In the end, I broke.
III. Abandoned mansion
Nude bodies on balconies
Were we even friends?
IV. Artsy and reserved
We watched “Cool Runnings” and fucked.
How are your three kids?
V. You said you liked me
We fucked when I came to town —
Premature baldness.
VI. We would laugh for hours —
You said we would find each other.
She was my best friend.
VII. I was drunk and dumb
We ended without a word.
We’re better as friends.
VIII. You kissed me outside,
I ended up in your room.
You didn’t hear, “No.”
IX. Once you stole my shoes
My heart was always fucked up.
I should have tried more.
X. I learned how to love
You held my hand down the road.
Thank you for your love.
That’s life — we’re all a bunch of assholes sometimes.
My mother
A college education is a great foundation to get the right occupation and live life without limitation — or so they say.
“20. You may abandon your own body but you must preserve your honour.”
- from “Dokkōdō” by Miyamoto Musashi
