"If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!"
-Shel Silverstein

Incurably Ridiculous.


It’s Friday night and you’re calling me, so it must not be one of the better Friday nights – I’ll make up for it with my Friday night.

My father

That’s life — we’re all a bunch of assholes sometimes.

My mother