"If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!"
-Shel Silverstein

Chelsea.
21.
Journalism/Creative Writing.
Incurably Ridiculous.
Enjoy!

 

While love may be blind, wedding planning is an eye-opener and Pinterest is here to help.

I just wrote that for an article I’m doing for work.  Christ, my job is ridiculous.

Played 20 times

Sunset Rubdown- Winged/Wicked Things

But it’s right, ‘cause chaos is yours and chaos is mine
and chaos is love and they say love is blind. 

Bitch, you did it wrong.
I can open a beer bottle with the inside of my elbow.
I cause trouble and burdens.
holds*  Also, malice, bitterness, and my alcohol.  No love, though.
I scream when I feel like screaming.
I sing when I’m drunk, cry when I…, and laugh all the fucking time.
My love is actually lust.
I sometimes forget my nights.

Bitch, you did it wrong.

  • I can open a beer bottle with the inside of my elbow.
  • I cause trouble and burdens.
  • holds*  Also, malice, bitterness, and my alcohol.  No love, though.
  • I scream when I feel like screaming.
  • I sing when I’m drunk, cry when I…, and laugh all the fucking time.
  • My love is actually lust.
  • I sometimes forget my nights.