"If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!"
-Shel Silverstein
Chelsea.
21.
Journalism/Creative Writing.
Incurably Ridiculous.
Enjoy!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Reanimation! Underwater Zombie Frog Ballet
Really cool, actually. If you can get past the fact that dissected frogs are being controlled by electrodes and a MIDI board.
Man Courts Dolphin, Writes Book
In the 1970’s, a hippie college student becomes infatuated with a female dolphin in a Florida amusement park. She edges her way into his slightly foggy mind, drawing him into her underwater world of sensual abandon and unexpected violence.
Burglar Caught Making Breakfast
University City, MO
A woman returns to her home to find a man, Damon Petty, 36, frying bacon while stealing her valuables.
Kindergartner Crack.
Step on a crack and one breaks their mother’s back, but for one kindergartner in Sweet Springs, MO, bring crack to show-and-tell and one sends their mother to jail.
